Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....