American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...