Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...