…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...