Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...