What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Architect programmer
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Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.