Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...