Do you see the dead bird?
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Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Finding half an apple!
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...