Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.