Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...