The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...