tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...