Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...