Get Me Another Lawyer
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The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Flying condom
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The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Wife helps out the cop
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One is negative one
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Police officer’s foods
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Think you’re having a bad day!
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