When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...