What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...