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A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Creative wording
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The Bachelor Diet
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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Would you please do me a favor?
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A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
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At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
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