Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.