Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...