Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...