Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...