Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...