Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...