Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
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New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...