Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...