How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....