Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...