Murphy said to his daughter
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The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Geek’s thanksgiving
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I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Pentagon and pencils
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What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Grasshopper than a cricket
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What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...