Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...