Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...