File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...