Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.