Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...