How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...