If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...