Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...