Ears
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El delicatassen
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Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Blond Alligator Shoes
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Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...