Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...