Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...