This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...