Food fight in a store
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Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
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Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...