Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...