An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
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“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Men’s Pissing Rules
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The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...