Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...