Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...