Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....