The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...