Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...