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Polak Road Painter
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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exercise at the beach
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What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive