If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...