Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...