Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...