Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...