Line Dancing
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Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
What is defference between man and Superman?
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Cause Hearing Loss In Men
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A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Tell Me
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