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Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
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What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Vocal jokes
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Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Writers Quotes
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