My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...