Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
A very desperate marriage
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...