What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...