There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...