What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Don’t Erase This
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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...