And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...