OLD NEVER DIES 13
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Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Kewl Job Application!
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Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...